I have experienced a new form of pain, and I must say that it was not at all what I expected.
DISCLAIMER: The following process is described for comparative purposes only. Do not endanger yourself in the wanton pursuit of pain. Be happy with what you are naturally granted.
Process for Comparison
Apply fine-grated cheese grater to flesh [...]
Garfield Minus Garfield is a site dedicated to removing Garfield from the Garfield comic strips in order to reveal the existential angst of a certain young Mr. Jon Arbuckle. It is a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a quiet [...]
Free at last.
Just when you thought it was safe to be over-worked to death, along comes a sararīman to prove you wrong…
Pointlessness vindication: I am at work at 9:40 PM on a Saturday night.
Consider The Murder of Malloy which suggests that Killer Junk Collections result in Death at Dyatlov Pass.
When Cosmodromes Attack, igniting a Burning Passion for Buddhism, Gödel’s Poison Theorem is proven true. “I think I should have used more foresight about arranging my departure.” said one Mr. Roboto.
Decapitation in The Twilight Zone pales in comparison to [...]
A recent post at one of the multitudinous news and blog feeds which I follow mentioned a say-it-ain’t-so sad-but-truism of advertisement in the 21st century: whatever it is, whatever the advertisement, there is a consumer waiting to see something to trigger the inevitable purchasing impulse.
Exhibit A: Tru:Blood AdvertisementDistribution: Print / Website TrueBeverage.comActual Product: True Blood [...]
Rarely does a popular German rock band’s sentiment strikeso close to home…
Parody makes more sense than reality at this point.
This is how I start thinking after missing a few nights’ sleep.
George MeteskyAKA The Mad Bomber
When you catch him-and I have no doubt you will-he’ll be wearing a double-breasted suit.
- Criminal profiling made easy.
This humorous (in a manner that only true crime can be) tale of “dastardly deeds” made my day.
