A little note to the spammers – you guys seriously need to get organized…

The first fifteen times I received this notice (alternately addressed to “jimmy”, “josie”, “pete”, “theresa”, et cetera) I did my best to ignore it, however, (and I’m sure you’ll agree if you see my inbox) sending fifteen copies of the same e-mail template in one day is going to make it a little hard to overlook the fact that you don’t know my name when you prompt for my personally-identifying information.

Please, get your shit together – impress me if you think I’m that stupid. I’ve got my doubts about you and I will need to see something clever if I’m going to buy into the scam.