[via Philip Greenspun]

[via Steve Dekorte]

Think fast and name three things that are wrong with this advertisement: Alright, time’s up. What did you determine? Unfortunately… no, it doesn’t matter. In the time it took you to look at that advertisement a vital blood vessel in the left hemisphere of your brain spontaneously burst – you may not be immediately aware [...]

Somehow I ended up on the Smoky Mountain Knife Works mailing list and was thusly graced with their 2009 Christmas Edition Catalog. Nothing inherently wrong with this, in and of itself (if you discount the waste of paper and ink that represents this 5oz homage to all things `Merikuhn) – and, on the plus side, [...]

The wind had blown the fog away, and the sky was like a monstrous peacock’s tail, starred with myriads of golden eyes. He looked down and saw the policeman going his rounds and flashing the long beam of his lantern on the doors of the silent houses. The crimson spot of a prowling hansom gleamed [...]

I pity the foo’ spends money on this crap.

Yes, it is horrible. Now go make your own. via Where’s My Jetpack?

Hi, I’m Kirk Cameron and my partner and I Ray Comfort come to you tonight not as molecular biologists or rocket scientists, but simply as an author and an actor, and we want to do two things that fly in the face of convention. One, we’d like to show you that the existence of God [...]

So I was at a series of art shows and I had some difficulty concentrating on the work. Aside from the claustrophobia of small galleries and a five-story building absolutely packed with people (all of them slightly tipsy with free beer and wine) there were distractions. In lieu of the name/website of the amazing polymer [...]

One of my friends is dead-set on learning Norwegian. I saw this, now I simply want to be Norwegian – it looks like a lot of fun.