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[via cryptome] Homo sapiens is far too wise to fall prey to such obvious extinction scenarios…

I had some skepticism but I was trying to push the skepticism away because I believe in God. – Apocalypse Believers Await End I listen to all your prayers … for laughs.

via Cynical-C Far be it from me to tell Fox News anchors how to do their jobs, but somehow the existence of a hamburger fails to capture my imagination as a harbinger of the apocalypse… Sensational reporting, in any case.

Some would say it’s been a while since we had a proper holy war (the kind of conflict that pits believer against believer in a race to see who can be martyred first) – though it seems that others may disagree: the ongoing conflicts in the Middle East are jihad or a crusade. If there [...]

In honor of today’s dubious distinction, I will be publishing a handful of posts which have been incubating for the last few weeks. But first, a word from our sponsor:

Apparently this was news to the Department of Defense: the corpses of US soldiers have been incinerated aside the equally world-weary bodies of beloved pets. The U.S. military has, since 2001, cremated some of the remains of U.S. service members killed in Iraq, Afghanistan and elsewhere in a Delaware facility that also cremates pets . [...]