Rarely does one read about a crime which actually sounds like it was fun to commit - complete with getaway by inner tube on a river…

The robbery happened went down in tiny Monroe, Washington. The thief wore a ventilator mask, and sprayed the armored truck guard [with pepper spray], outside a Bank of America branch. [...]

George MeteskyAKA The Mad Bomber

When you catch him-and I have no doubt you will-he’ll be wearing a double-breasted suit.
- Criminal profiling made easy.

This humorous (in a manner that only true crime can be) tale of “dastardly deeds” made my day.

Surrounding asbestos once was woodIntentions perhaps counterpoising those noble and goodA drunk tackles his woman in the streetConclusion: “Fuck this neighborhood”

Managed not to write anything for the past week, waiting for the hammer to come down with the thugged-out highschool dropouts who jumped me last weekend. Between the ASP baton I picked up and my [...]

Apologies if this post features poor grammar, word choice, or spelling. I just got mugged by a couple thugs down by the 7-11.
What happened?
I was walking up to the local 7-11 at around 1:10 AM. Some guy was yelling “Hey, your sister is hot” at a couple walking down the block. I figured “Hey, we’ve [...]