[Santa Died For Your Mastercard] $52,000,000,000 spent on Black Friday $31,522,551,938 cost to solve world hunger (inflation-adjusted) $548,900,000,000 was spent “defending” ‘merikuh $2,706,797,566~ paid to top 100 CEO’s 13,000,000 ‘merikuhns with no paying work 75,000,000~ born-again-type ‘merikuhns who reckoned Matthew 19:21 shouldn’t apply to them Get drunk. ‘Tis the season.

“The Winter Stalker” By Stephen Reedy & Alex Pardee from ZerofriendsFilms Can’t believe I missed this…

What up, Santa Claus? Nothing says “holidays” like a trip to the liquor store. Maybe I haven’t been “real good” this year – but I don’t need a lump of coal… just some charcoal-filtered whiskey. I’ll trade up fruit cake and cookies for some rum – it’s all still sugar, right? (Unless it’s high fructose [...]