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Posts Tagged ‘bureaucracy’

Microencephallitic Management

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

Re: Directive 595 Dear Database Architect, Please refer to Directive 1. “A directive is such that all reasonable discussion has taken place and as such is not open for debate.” Sincerely, Chief Architect Gerald – Directive 595

God Wants You Dead: Directional Awareness

Friday, June 3rd, 2011

Individual human minds may be smart enough to recognize when things are heading in a bad direction, but the Collective is not, and therefore neither are those who unthinkingly serve it. When central control increases to the point that free individuals become powerless to change the system, things have started to go down a bad [...]

In The Event of Moon Disaster

Thursday, March 24th, 2011

Cosmonaut Crashed Into Earth ‘Crying in Rage’ [via Decidedly Grim]

Cocaine Soda’s CEO Explains How To Fail

Thursday, January 20th, 2011

Success is entirely optional so, if you feel compelled to fail, you might want to read Donald Keough’s The Ten Commandments for Business Failure… but don’t take my word for it: Don’s commandments for failure will teach you more about business success than a whole shelf full of books. – Bill Gates A must read [...]

…will lead to sanitization of your PC…

Wednesday, December 8th, 2010

Recent reports indicate that a number of government documents have been posted on the WikiLeaks website. These documents may or may not contain information that is considered National Security Information (classified information) and as such, the information is NOT authorized for downloading, viewing, printing, processing, copying, or transmitting via non-classified Government-issued computers, laptops, blackberries, or [...]

Kleptocracy 101: Serve Thyself

Monday, October 25th, 2010

The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public’s money. – Alexis de Tocqueville New wrinkle: the kleptocracy’s constituents unionize and begin bribing themselves with the public’s money. [T]he idea that public employees could or should unionize is relatively new, less than 50 years old [...]

Drive-by Trolling: A Golden Opportunity

Sunday, May 9th, 2010

The premise: The Golden 1 Credit Union E-Commerce ManagerSACRAMENTO, CA Are you seeking a golden opportunity? Golden 1, one of California’s leading credit unions, is seeking a dynamic, energetic Manager to fill a key Marketing position. This position drives the eCommerce strategy and all online marketing efforts of Golden 1 as a major contributor to [...]

Second Amendment is Not About Duck Hunting

Monday, April 26th, 2010

The legislator says: “Quack!” Would you rather rely upon the police for the protection of your property and your life? WASHINGTON, June 27 – The Supreme Court ruled on Monday that the police did not have a constitutional duty to protect a person from harm, even a woman who had obtained a court-issued protective order [...]

Net Neutrality Threat: Take Action

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

Two years ago, the FCC ruled that Comcast could not block online content, and Comcast challenged the ruling in court. Today, the court ruled in Comcast’s favor, effectively placing the Internet in the hands of big phone and cable companies. This decision exploits a loophole in current law — the result of overzealous deregulation by [...]

The Operator Finds A Job

Friday, March 5th, 2010

Interview questions span the intractable, the thoughtless, and the inane – test some skills to find out if a candidate can do the job… the interview only tests patience and personality. Human Resources Drone versus The Operator How would you move Mt. Fuji? Subcontract fissible material disposal to a third-rate Ukrainian outfit after bribing officials [...]