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Existential Dilemmas Sans Anthropomorphicized Characters

2008-10-26 17:07:07 // The Operator
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Garfield Minus Garfield is a site dedicated to removing Garfield from the Garfield comic strips in order to reveal the existential angst of a certain young Mr. Jon Arbuckle. It is a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a quiet American suburb.

- Garfield Minus Garfield

Yes, with the comical stuff again - I am working on something akin to research papers for distribution at the main site, though I do not have much to show for my efforts yet.

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A “Resting” Dove of Peace

2008-10-26 02:42:51 // The Operator
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Free at last.

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Karoshi Suicide Sararīman

2008-10-25 22:40:49 // The Operator
 

Just when you thought it was safe to be over-worked to death, along comes a sararīman to prove you wrong…

Pointlessness vindication: I am at work at 9:40 PM on a Saturday night.

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Operator’s Manual: Choosing to be Conscious

2008-10-22 14:58:55 // The Operator
 

To be conscious is to mediate one’s desires with reason, apply logic to problems, and understand the importance of being calm, rational, and analytical in situations which provoke irrational responses.

Desires are necessarily transient and can be distinguished from actual needs on the basis of the effect which their satiation will achieve. When one consciously confronts a desire, the gratification of the desire should be weighed against the necessary cost of satiation. To pursue desires which do not justify the cost of satiation is to invite unsustainable living practices and, ultimately, denial of needs.

Problems take many forms. Common problems include debt, interpersonal issues, insufficient self-esteem, and inability to understand complex relationships. Problems may be created autonomously by an individual, however, many are manufactured for the purpose of social control or selective manipulation and lack a basis in reality.

The logical approach to problem solving consists of five steps:

  1. Identification
    1. What is the difficulty?
    2. How does the difficulty affect my goals or perceptions?
    3. Under what conditions can the difficulty be considered resolved?
  2. Analysis
    1. How long has this difficulty persisted?
    2. What factors contribute to the difficulty?
    3. What has already been done to address the difficulty?
    4. How have past efforts to ignore or otherwise address the difficulty resulted?
  3. Prognostication
    1. If the difficulty is ignored, what will happen?
    2. What other courses of action may be pursued to resolve the difficulty?
  4. Experimentation
    1. Which hypothetical courses of action work in practice?
    2. Are any unforeseen results apparent?
    3. Has the difficulty changed or otherwise adapted to the action taken?
  5. Summation
    1. Was the difficulty resolved?
    2. Which course or courses of action were the most effective?
    3. Can the information gained from addressing this difficulty be applied to other difficulties?

Overcoming the tendency to react emotively, irrationally, and without analysis is the most difficult aspect of maintaining consciousness. The uninterrupted onslaught of information which one is presented with over the course of the day is not consciously calculable - in many cases, unconscious calculation is the only means for interpreting complex relationships and events which literally transpire “in the blink of an eye”. In some situations it may not be possible to apply rational analysis or remain calm in the face of apparent chaos, however, the preponderance of evidence would suggest that reflexive responses to situations is often deleterious.

Emergency medical personnel, soldiers, and others in high-stress occupations which require immediate response to crisis situations undergo training to eliminate irrational reactions in the event of extreme stress or disaster - equally important, however, is the ability to see beyond provocations toward irrationality (whether they be the appeals of marketing material, the distortions of a confidence artist, or tendencies toward addiction). Daily introspection and meditation are useful tools in developing the clarity of mind necessary to maintain consciousness.

There are many reasons to remain unconscious, however, before one professes the desire to remain unconscious, one should bear in mind that the intensity of one’s own desire to avoid the effort of consciousness pales in comparison to the desire of others that one should remain unconscious.

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Fatal Hilarity

2008-10-21 21:53:16 // The Operator
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Consider The Murder of Malloy which suggests that Killer Junk Collections result in Death at Dyatlov Pass.

When Cosmodromes Attack, igniting a Burning Passion for Buddhism, Gödel’s Poison Theorem is proven true. “I think I should have used more foresight about arranging my departure.” said one Mr. Roboto.

Decapitation in The Twilight Zone pales in comparison to Death by Decompression, as evinced by The Hudsucker Sucker in a rendition of Bulgarian Defection Follies.

Computer Love is no substitute for a Hart Attack.

Didn’t believe me when I told u I was hardcore? In 30 minutes or less you’ll realize that you’re Pucked. Your Interest in Bears cannot prove There Was No Evidence of Injury To Horses.

Still want to commit Starcraft Seppuku? It Sucks, but I guess it’s better than being Nuked by Putin.

Go for it.

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News Flash: Rich Cheat Taxes Because They Can

2008-10-21 20:20:10 // The Operator
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Higher income folks receive more of their income from sources that are easier to hide, including self-employment earnings; income from rents, partnerships and S corporations; and capital gains.

In its 2001 tax gap study, the IRS estimated that individuals underreported business income by 43% overall. Sole proprietors, who report self-employment income on schedule C of their tax returns, underreported their income a stunning 57%.

By contrast, the IRS found, 99% of all wages were reported by individual tax filers. The obvious explanation is that workers have no choice–their employers report their earnings to the IRS and withhold taxes on them.

- Rich Cheat More On Taxes, New Study Shows by Janet Novack
article at Forbes.com

Who would have thought that rich people would lie, cheat, and steal from their own government? It’s a good thing that commoners are not afforded such a luxury…

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Insomnia #1633

2008-10-19 19:25:48 // The Operator
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to have meaning

molten, formed, mixed

No thing made of flesh has this much promise, this much patience.

Words are not intent distilled like metal is.

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New Tapeworm Drug

2008-10-18 18:17:17 // The Operator
 

A new drug from China appears to be effective in getting rid of a number of intestinal worms, a problem that plagues more than a billion people around the world.

Worms cause anemia, weight loss among infants and malnutrition, and they can retard mental and physical growth. As a result, they can exact a huge economic burden on affected communities.

Making matters worse, over time these parasites have become increasingly resistant to the handful of available drugs, posing an urgent need to find new medicines to fight them.

- China tests new drug to fight intestinal worms
article at Yahoo News

What’s this about new drug-resistant parasites?

maggots

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Biocontainment: Rare but Major Emergencies

2008-10-18 03:21:17 // The Operator
 

“Most of the trouble in this world has been caused by folks who can’t mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus has.”

- William Seward Burroughs in “My Own Business”


Loss of All Systems Including UPS (Uninterrupted Power Supply) and Emergency Generators (This possibility is remote because of the thorough redundancy built into design of the Lab)

  • If this happens, a battery operated amber strobe warning light will be activated at 4 flashes per second, and sudden and complete loss of primary breathing air also will signal the condition.
  • Quickly secure infectious materials.
  • The magnetic interlocks on all lab doors will be automatically unlocked permitting manual egress.
  • Exit through chemical shower in pairs, and sponge ventilated suits from disinfectant containers located in shower.

- Emergency Response in Biosafety Level 4
Areas


Smallpox is a brutal killer.

During the 20th century, it is estimated that smallpox was responsible for 300–500 million deaths. In the early 1950s an estimated 50 million cases of smallpox occurred in the world each year. As recently as 1967, the World Health Organization estimated that 15 million people contracted the disease and that two million died in that year.

- Smallpox entry at Wikipedia

Smallpox is a highly contagious threat. Some say that the threat has passed.

[Smallpox] was one of the world’s most feared diseases until it was eradicated by a collaborative global vaccination programme led by the World Health Organization. The last known natural case was in Somalia in 1977. Since then, the only known cases were caused by a laboratory accident in 1978 in Birmingham, England, which killed one person and caused a limited outbreak. Smallpox was officially declared eradicated in 1979.

- Smallpox entry at the World Health Organization

Depending upon one’s task, smallpox could be an effective tool.

If used as a biological weapon, smallpox represents a serious threat to civilian populations because of its case-fatality rate of 30% or more among unvaccinated persons and the absence of specific therapy. Although smallpox has long been feared as the most devastating of all infectious diseases, its potential for devastation today is far greater than at any previous time. Routine vaccination throughout the United States ceased more than 25 years ago. In a now highly susceptible, mobile population, smallpox would be able to spread widely and rapidly throughout this country and the world.

- Smallpox as a Biological Weapon article at the
Journal of the American Medical Association

Apparently someone has found a use for it.

Declaration pursuant to section 319F-3 of the Public Health Service Act (42 U.S.C. 247d6d) to provide targeted liability protections for smallpox countermeasures based on a credible risk that the threat of exposure to variola virus, the causative agent of smallpox or other orthopoxvirus and the resulting disease constitutes a public health emergency.

- Declaration Under the Public Readiness and Emergency Preparedness Act

What are the chances that we’ll see an outbreak of smallpox, H5N1, Sabia, Lassa, Ebola, or some as-yet-unnamed agent from one of the ostensibly “secure” Biosafety Level 4 labs conveniently located near populated areas?


Date Agent Location Incident Type Reference
Prepared from PDF document:
Mistakes Happen: Accidents and Security Breaches at Biocontainment Facilities
9/11/01 Anthrax Fort Detrick, MD Intentional Release Timothy D. Read, et al. “Comparative Genomic Sequencing for Discovery of Novel Polymorphisms in Bacillus Anthracis,” Science, 6/14/2002, Vol. 296, pp. 2028-33
4/1/02 Anthrax Fort Detrick, MD Accidental Release, Exposure of Personnel David Dishneau, “Fort Detrick worker tests positive for anthrax exposure,” Associated Press, 4/19/2002
4/2/02 Anthrax Fort Detrick, MD Accidental Release, Exposure of Personnel Rick Weiss & David Snyder, “Anthrax Leaks a 2nd Time at Army Lab,” Washington Post, 4/24/2002, B1.
Early 1990’s Anthrax, Ebola, [unknowns] Fort Detrick, MD Missing Samples Rick Weiss and Joby Warrick, “Army Lost Track of Antrax Bacteria,” Washington Post, 1/21/2002, p. A1
5/7/02 [None Reported] U.S. Department of Agriculture (various sites) Containment / Security Failure “Report Finds Easy Lab Access to Deadly Pathogens,” Reuters, May 7, 2002
3/1/03 West Nile Virus Columbus, OH Accidental Release “Package Carrying West Nile Explodes at Columbus Airport,” Associated Press, 3/20/2003
6/1/03 Brucellosis, Anthrax, Ebola, [unknowns] Fort Detrick, MD Environmental Release Lois Ember, “Fort Detrick Cleans Up,” Chemical & Engineering News, 6/2/2003, p. 12
11/28/03 Anthrax U.S. Army laboratories Intentional Release Gary Matsumoto, “Anthrax Powder: State of the Art?” Science, Vol. 302, November 28, 2003, p.1492-97
12/2/03 [None Reported] Plum Island Animal Disease Laboratory, USDA (Plum Island, NY) Containment / Security Failure Marc Santora, “Power Fails for Three Hours at Plum Island Infectious Disease Lab,” New York Times, December 20, 2002, p. B1
12/03-1/04 Tuberculosis Infectious Disease Research Institute Containment Failure / Infection of Personnel Washington Department of Labor and Industries, “Inspection Information” (Sunshine Project, April 18, 2005)
8/29/05 Bubonic Plague Public Health Research Institute at the University of Medicine and Dentistry of New Jersey Missing Samples Josh Margolin and Ted Sherman, “Lab loses track of three mice that had plague,” Star-Ledger , 9/15/05

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Another Late 20th Century Morning

2008-10-16 13:51:24 // The Operator
 

Sleeping in has its disadvantages.

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