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Archive for January, 2010

Wetware Trouble Tickets [2010.01.10]

Sunday, January 10th, 2010

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Take Charge, Take Care, Take It Easy…

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

… and if it’s easy, take some more. I came across this really awesome guide to being a junkie and/or mainlining all kinds of fun crap – apparently there is some debate about just how effective this opioid-operator’s manual is, but it’s really only missing some commentary on the finer points… Tip #1: Euphoria Loves [...]

Prolonged Death Mimesis [redux]

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

In a candle-lighted chapel, each climbs into one of the austere wooden caskets laid side by side on the floor. Lying face up, their arms crossed over their chests, they close their eyes. And there they rest, for 10 excruciating minutes. “It’s a way to let go of certain things,” says Jung, a former insurance [...]

Finish that beer before you kill somebody…

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Bolliger, who is head of forensic pathology at the University of Bern, went to the store and picked up 10 half-liter bottles of Feldschlösschen Original — his nation’s most popular brew. He emptied six of them, left four full and, using a precisely calibrated energy-measuring device, started dropping a steel ball on the bottles from [...]

Operator’s Manual: Justifying Aggression

Monday, January 4th, 2010

via Steve Dekorte Racism within the military has long been an important tool to justify the destruction and occupation of another country. It has long been used to justify the killing, subjugation, and torture of another people. Racism is a vital weapon employed by this government. It is a more important weapon than a rifle, [...]

The TV Show

Saturday, January 2nd, 2010

via Have you seen this? * Viewer discretion is advised.

Clown Manual: Cause Heart Failure

Saturday, January 2nd, 2010

via Have You Seen This?, Dangerous Minds