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Priorities (Luddites Have Already Won!)

2010-01-10 03:41:57 // The Operator
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Priorities

A conversation happening at this moment:

Will you stop singing that song already? [Hazardous memetic waste?]

Now hurry and lose some weight while I get taller so we can watch some stuff online and then make some babies!

… wait, how’re we gonna pay for all this?

2 Responses to “Priorities (Luddites Have Already Won!)”

  1. ex nihilo Says:

    question, how many people type our full questions on the search bar vs key words? it would be useful to know if you’re trying to get spotted.


  2. I don’t have any good statistics on that (aside from the AOL searches which were leaked a few years back – haven’t gotten around to analyzing them yet but you can browse around at AOL Stalker).

    I’m guessing that the people who enter full questions will generally occupy the lower 25th percentile of the intelligence distribution; their searches are not numerous (thence they’ve yet to winnow it down to keywords) but DAMN is it ever a harrowing experience to see what they’re trying to comprehend.

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