Operator Speaking by Zachary Constantine
 

Archive for January, 2010

How To: Survive Any Hostage Situation

Friday, January 29th, 2010

Survival – it’s always on every person’s mind. What better way to prepare to survive an unlikely event than to review a detailed and informative infographic full of conventional wisdom like “don’t be a hero”, “do what you’re told”, and “be observant” ..? 01 :: Be A Hero Remember how everyone used to mock you [...]

Keystone

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

What it looks like to me is a picture of someone who is either deceased or pretending to be deceased. It looks like it could be a crime scene, but like an onion there will be a lot of layers to something like this. – Officer’s Facebook Page Pic Draws Fire The men were charged [...]

Progeny (Luddites have already won!)

Monday, January 25th, 2010

Perhaps crayons are not easily digested? Hygiene. … and not his knuckles? Yes! Haven’t you been watching television?

The Internet is Win: Toodles

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

Consider this your first and only warning when you draw on grandma. The Internet is Win: Random, pointless, and/or amazing things I would never have known about without an internet connection.

I can’t say whom my heroes are…

Friday, January 15th, 2010

… but let me introduce you to Stephen “Jesse” Bernstein, a man so closely tuned to the chatter in his head that he stabbed himself in the throat to shut it all up: My four-eyed anti-hero.

Updated Data

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

Had a couple requests for features which were conspicuously absent on this site (and even a few requests to be removed from the diabolical tar pit whose administration page remains partially incomplete) – here’s what’s new: Search – Now available from the navigation panel at the left, or you can always run my favorite search. [...]

The Subconscious Art of Graffiti Removal

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

via Wooster Collective Thorough, eerie, genius. It is no coincidence that funding for anti-graffiti campaigns often outweighs funding for the arts. While not being a conscious decision on the part of the ruling class, the declared “war on graffiti” plays an important role in the furthering of the art form. The unconscious artistic desires of [...]

United Snakes

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

via CraigTozzi Click through to video – fun aesthetic. Keep an eye out for the snakes.

Underwater: Snorkelers versus Scuba Divers

Monday, January 11th, 2010

A large number of Americans who are underwater on their mortgages would be better off financially if they walked away from their homes. They don’t because we have a double standard…individuals are told they have a moral obligation to pay their mortgages and corporations understand that contracts are to be breached when it’s not economically [...]

Priorities (Luddites Have Already Won!)

Sunday, January 10th, 2010

A conversation happening at this moment: Will you stop singing that song already? [Hazardous memetic waste?] Now hurry and lose some weight while I get taller so we can watch some stuff online and then make some babies! … wait, how’re we gonna pay for all this?