Operator Speaking by Zachary Constantine
 

It’s Christmas At The Liquor Store

2009-12-23 17:28:19 // The Operator
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What up, Santa Claus?

Nothing says “holidays” like a trip to the liquor store. Maybe I haven’t been “real good” this year – but I don’t need a lump of coal… just some charcoal-filtered whiskey. I’ll trade up fruit cake and cookies for some rum – it’s all still sugar, right? (Unless it’s high fructose corn syrup – never trust baked goods from a factory) … no fireplace to burn yule logs, no burn barrel for newspaper – that’s okay. I’ll keep warm in other ways.

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