Operator Speaking by Zachary Constantine
 

Why is the CIA wasting time at my site?

2009-10-21 05:57:48 // The Operator
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I like to play voyeur with my traffic – see if I can get into the heads of those who end up on my site – though it poses some difficulty as most of my visitors are gone in a matter of seconds. Apparently I do not offer enough Flash game advertisements and glitzy graphics to compete with the social networking sites they’re used to (or they may very well disagree with whatever I happen to be saying – though rarely do they bother commenting to that effect).

Every once in a while, though, I find a gem – as with the following visit from October 13th, 2009.


Visitor:

  • IP Address: 198.81.129.193
  • Hostname: relay1.ucia.gov
  • OrgName: Central Intelligence Agency
  • OrgID: CIA-1
  • Address: GCS, ND1
  • City: Washington
  • StateProv: DC
  • PostalCode: 20505
  • Country: US

Entrance:

Google search: “is h1n1 an engineered virus”

Duration / Pages Viewed:


Does your boss-man know that you wasted four minutes at my site, drone?

If you’re running a Google search to find answers, I’m afraid you’re definitely not on the need-to-know list… (by the by, you might want to use a proxy in the future – you know, cover your tracks and all that spy-type skulduggery crap)

Of course, there remains the likelihood that the CIA is simply interested in knowing what the public thinks of H1N1… but, if that is the case, I must protest that my apparent views are hardly representative of anything.

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