Operator Speaking by Zachary Constantine
 

Live-Action Role Play (LARP) On Crack

2009-09-10 15:32:13 // The Operator
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It just occurred to me that it might be an entirely too-hilarious idea to get some of the resident crackheads from the neighborhood together for some Live-Action Role Play.

Here’s how it might go:

Magus Bling vs Reddee-Rok the Warrior

I cast the-the spell of Bob Ross enchantment fo sho!

. . . [mumbles]

… and that kills ya dead! I fukkin scalp ya!

Let go my head [brandishes Bottle Shard]

YOU ENFEEBLED! MAD-MADLY! [now bleeding]

[looks around, now running, leaves Alley]

Yo I c-cast infinite lives got my hax. . . [gurgle] . . . bling-bli . . . [die]

LARP On Crack

Nevermind. Insomnia #1788 (continued) EXEUNT

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