Fundiemental
- fundiemental
-
Multiple pronunciations: \fun-DEE-men-tal\, \fun-DIE-men-tal\, \fun-dee-MEN-tal\, \fun-DEE-mon-tal\, noun
Definition: Any follower of a religious sect who professes significant faith in the teachings of his or her religious sect but whose actions fail to coincide with the core doctrines of the religious sect and, often, the prevailing inclinations of human beings to avoid injury and prevarication. Not to be confused with a true believer
Origin: fundiemental comes from Pig Latin ypocriticalhay eligiousray ychologicalpsay utcasenay “one who prioritizes heavenly real estate over the practical application of religious teachings insofar as tolerance and goodwill toward fellow human beings are concerned”
Antonyms: atheist, secular humanist
Common misspellings: “fundie-mental”, “fundemental”
- fundiementalism
-
Pronunciation: \fun-DEE-men-tal-izm\, noun
Definition:
- A political and cultural movement sweeping Merika
- An excuse to hold social events in which multiple fundimentals gather to compare material possessions and gossip about one another
- The state of being a fundiemental
Origin: The reptilian complex of the human brain
Antonyms: existentialism, postmodernism, pragmatism
Common misspellings: “fundie-mentalism”, “fundementalism”
- true believer
-
Pronunciation: \TRU bee-LEE-vur\, noun
Definition: One who wholly accepts the teaching of any religious sect and follows every guideline presented in his or her daily life (including the contradictory guidelines, where possible). See also: Stockholm syndrome, patsy
Origin: Thorough conditioning/indoctrination coupled with trauma at a young age
Antonyms: atheist, rationalist
Common misspellings: tru believer, trubelevr
