Conversation in Street
I work in a colorful neighborhood.
Crackhead versus The Operator
[Gestures to jacket]
Hey, back in black – I like it.
Thanks.
Hey man, you know Van Dyke brown?
Never heard of them.
No man, it’s not like that. It’s a guy, he’s a painter, uses Van Dyke brown to paint the trees…
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… I used to watch him on TV, you know.
You mean Bob Ross?
YEAH! Man, Bob Ross! Yeah! You know he’s dead?
Yeah. He died a few years ago.
Man, that guy was amazing… he could whip up a tree… he’s gone…
Wherever there’s a “happy little tree” I’m sure he lives on.
A “happy little tree”! Yeah man, yeah! And that natural brown afro, yeah!
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[Walking away]
Hey man, you’re alright. If I ever see another guy in a jacket and he doesn’t know who that guy is, I’m gonna fucking scalp him!
If you do not know who Bob Ross is, this is your first and only warning.