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Archive for December, 2008

Another Day Like That

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008

The nihilism of humdrum ignominy and quotidian fĂȘtes of bureaucracy abound. People scurry, sulk through their existences – barn mice bathed in the blood of the slaughtered pig that is the American Dream, packed-meat animals gaudily festooned in glimmering metals and shiny plastics, outright dissidents shell-shocked by the blithe disregard for … nobody wants to [...]

Insomnia #1676

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

Stolen from a favorite webcomic: “How could you possibly think typing ‘import skynet‘ was a good idea?” Have not been working on Skynet, (lies?) however, did put together some fun scripts to automate menial labor. Still procrastinating the development of the script automation framework – keep diagramming and reorganizing. May not get around to it. [...]

em rof ainmosni si siht

Saturday, December 27th, 2008

hsinnif ni si ti wohemos

CropScience Ablaze

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

A roughly five-story tank containing a petroleum-based flammable liquid caught fire about 5:15 p.m. at the Bayer CropScience plant, 8400 Hawthorne Road, Fire Battalion Chief Joe Vitale said. – Chemical tank catches fire at the Kansas City Star Those CropScience people really seem to have a problem containing their flammables…

Killer Microdrones

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

“Individual MAVs may perform direct-attack missions.” Originally spotted at Video: Air Force’s Killer Bugbots Attack at Wired.com.

Cybercrime: A Renaissance for Crime Drama

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

The intrigue of the grizzled anti-hero caricatured in film noir seems to have passed from the tough-talking, fedora-wearing, revolver-toting private investigator to the IRC-chatting, unwaveringly-unfashionable, laptop-toting computer geek. There will always be a place for drug-dealing junkies / kingpins and psychotic outbursts, but cybercrime is the insanely feasible get-rich-quick ticket to intrigue which can grant [...]

Here’s looking at you, kid

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

This suits my aesthetic inclinations. From 2008 in Photographs, courtesy of the Boston Globe.

Insomnia #1673

Friday, December 19th, 2008

No sleep last night, running into 40+ hours of wake-time. Words and phrases resurface from past scrawl like the ghost image of a passenger jet partially obscured by clouds [shark breaching the surf] reappears after the genuine article is long passed. No flotilla of 747′s in the patch of sky where I see them. No [...]

A Christmas Carol

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

Courtesy of the darling parishioners of the Westboro Baptist Church: http://www.liveleak.com/player.swf?autostart=false&token=d3c_1229133179 I remember when we used to sing songs this one, back when I was a wee lad – we would sing so many wonderful songs before we ventured out to set fire to the lovely crosses we had placed in all our neighbors’ lawns.

Unidentified Callers, Untrustworthy Callbacks

Sunday, December 14th, 2008

Received a call from a number registered with “Countrywide Home Loans” a few days ago. I did not pick up – let the call go to voicemail (per unknown number protocol) and found a synthesized voice message requesting I call the number back to inquire about an “account” (no further information RE: nature of account, [...]