Operator Speaking by Zachary Constantine
 

Archive for August, 2008

Bayer’s CropScience Facility Explodes

Saturday, August 30th, 2008

A chemical plant explosion rocked an area west of Charleston, hurling a fireball hundreds of feet into the air, killing one worker and injuring a second.
- The Associated Press

They’ve got the who, the where, and the what - but not the how and the why…
Addendum: In case anyone was wondering, I had nothing to do [...]

A Quandry

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

I have a very interesting piece of information, however, I am at a loss for the best way to employ it. Any ideas?

You say you want a revolution?

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

Get a temporary job and pick a candidate for your state. Easy enough?

Dastardly Deeds of 1931

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

George MeteskyAKA The Mad Bomber

When you catch him-and I have no doubt you will-he’ll be wearing a double-breasted suit.
- Criminal profiling made easy.

This humorous (in a manner that only true crime can be) tale of “dastardly deeds” made my day.

The time has finally come…

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

It is official… you are not alone. You are not anonymous. You are watched.

If you want to see how ThorpeGlen’s systems work for yourself, just log on to https://81.143.55.50:58443; all you need to do is figure out a username and password. Who isn’t a spy now?

No, Crystal, NO!

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

Surrounding asbestos once was woodIntentions perhaps counterpoising those noble and goodA drunk tackles his woman in the streetConclusion: “Fuck this neighborhood”

Managed not to write anything for the past week, waiting for the hammer to come down with the thugged-out highschool dropouts who jumped me last weekend. Between the ASP baton I picked up and my [...]

Attempted Robbery + Assault = Felony

Monday, August 11th, 2008

Apologies if this post features poor grammar, word choice, or spelling. I just got mugged by a couple thugs down by the 7-11.
What happened?
I was walking up to the local 7-11 at around 1:10 AM. Some guy was yelling “Hey, your sister is hot” at a couple walking down the block. I figured “Hey, we’ve [...]

Thou Shalt Have No Operators Before Me

Sunday, August 10th, 2008

For I am The Operator, your Operator, a kind Operator, a spiteful and a jealous Operator…
… an Operator who is not a cheesy web search directory, nor another cheesy web search directory, nor a redirect to an incomplete biking, hiking, and geocaching resource.
You will probably also notice that this is “Operator Speaking” and not [...]

On Dealing with Manipulative People

Saturday, August 9th, 2008

A wise piece of general internet etiquette reads: “Do not feed the trolls.” One would do well to remember this…
… but what of the petty, manipulative people you meet in your everyday existence? What of the pathological liars, the drama queens, the shifty gossips, and the parasitic leeches who pass themselves off as salesmen?
I do [...]

The Atomic Cafe

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

I am the Operator, and I approve of this message.
I realize that most of the material posted in recent memory is comical - otherwise it would be bleak.